I know this shouldn't be a blog. This is an art site, not my personal ranting space.

But God damn it, I am pissed off.

FIRSTLY, unless you have a legitimate excuse (like English not being your first language or you have some sort of disability that really isn't your fault and is a pain in the ass to deal with) FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AT LEAST PRETEND TO HAVE A BASIC GRASP OF GRAMMAR. If I see one more "omg lol kawaii," I will club a baby seal. I can understand the occasional slip into the unintelligent for the sake of humor or an honest mistake, but please, don't use it at the time: it would be like me walking around talking like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force ALL THE TIME. No one wants that. Look before you type. Take two seconds to read over your post and fix spelling and grammatical errors. Make an effort to sound human. DO IT FOR THE BABY SEALS!

SECONDLY, I am sick and tired of friggin' sexist idiots. While there are differences between genders and, let's face it, sex is required for the survival of the species, I have one thing to say to the gentlemen out there: MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH. The power is in your possession, use it. I'm sure you can clean, too. While some women DO enjoy common household chores, others, like myself, do not. Your penis will not drop off if you do the laundry. As an added bonus, you will be more likely to get some if you are willing to help out around the house. Both men and women are fully capable of holding jobs, voting, and keeping house. We don't need to bitch about who should be doing what. Hell, let's split the work fifty-fifty.

As for the ladies, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HE IS JUST AS SMART AND CAPABLE OF GETTING STUFF DONE AS YOU ARE. Stop bitching about how women are oppressed and all that shit; you have a lot more power than you think you do. Use it, don't abuse it. You are no better than him, and he is no better than you. We don't have to sue every man that stares at our boobs. Imagine if YOU got sued for staring at a six-pack! BOTTOM LINE: IF YOU WANT RESPECT, GIVE IT. Nobody's entitled to anything.

EQUALITY: WHAT A NOVEL IDEA.

PS: Yes, I know this doesn't apply to everyone. There are several people who are not sexist and have perfect grammar, and there are those that live in places where one sex or the other IS genuinely oppressed. But, after thirty seconds of reading YouTube comments, you will see why this is prime ranting material.

Now, I am going to make a sandwich, but it will be MY sandwich, and I shall eat it MYSELF. And I'll do it without suing anybody for gender discrimination.